Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Macondo oil well given the plug; Inhabitants in the town of the same name irate


In the viscous wake of said “worst” environmental disaster in the United States, guilty yet valuable resource Macondo oil well has been tried and convicted by the American justice system. Because of the nature of an oil well, a life sentence in San Quentin penitentiary was put on hold for Macondo to find a more reasonable punishment. Scientist have devised a plug to put over the gaping hole in the sea bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, much like a cork you would place over an exploding bottle of champagne. This champagne, quite similar to the kind you find in sexy bottles during the holidays, left equal amounts of intoxication, anger, resentment and confusion.

The disaster, without saying, has left a bad taste in the world’s mouth. Especially for the fictional town of Macondo, whose name has been saturated with the dirty smear campaign of environmentalists, fishermen and Californians. Macondo, made famous by Gabriel García Márquez's novel One Hundred Years of Solitude, hopes to clean up the rumors that they had anything to do with the bad news.

“It’s not fair that some negligent management on an oil rig has caused us such infamy to Macondo. BP is located in London and the spill in the Gulf of Mexico. We only exist in the hearts and minds of Marquez’s readers,” said Macondo mayor and town founder José Arcadio Buendía. “People should really get their facts straight.”

Since the accident, tourism to the area has plummeted. Regular visitors like gypsies, the gringo, ghosts and even hurricanes have neglected to make their appearance after the announcement that 11 workers were killed and 200 million gallons of oil were spilled into the Gulf. As of now, scientists have found no connection to the fictional town and the BP-owned oil well.

Only a half a year after the spill, interest in the disaster has declined dramatically. Media outlets have found they acquire more web hits when reporting on Tea Party activity and the whereabouts of Natalie Portman than on the spill’s aftermath. When negative words like “kill” and “disaster” were once used to describe the event, “investors” and “profits” now replace them. BP is headed back to its seat on the pedestal of profit, and the town of Macondo is believed to follow. Most are expecting the events, like the dense petroleum in the gulf, to wash over in a couple months.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

The chicken AND the egg?

There has been a recall of hundreds of thousands of chicken eggs from one farm in Iowa. The reason for the recall is a salmonella outbreak reported in states as far as California. There is scientific evidence that the salmonella bacteria actually originated in the chicken and was passed along to the egg during its development within the fowl. Interesting. With the few news reports I've seen on the mass sickness, not one journalist has asked, how could a chicken get and sustain salmonella?

This frighteningly resembles the swine flu that swept the world last year. Only a few reports arose on the quality of the pig farm where the bug was thought to originate, and few questions followed. So how do those chickens in Iowa live? In what conditions are they forced to survive? Knowing that a majority of the eggs marked for recall are found in discount grocers, I'm willing to bet the chickens have several thousand cage mates and live in their own feces.

More actual research to come.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Climate Conference @ Copenhagen

Is it science-based investment? Creating an effective cap and trade system for carbon? Should rich countries invest in the green economic development of the poor ones? Should the largest polluting industries just have to fess up and change? What is Obama's roll in this? What is our roll in this?

What do YOU think will solve our current global climate crisis? I want to hear what YOU have to say and what you think should be discussed at the talks in Copenhagen.

Comment on this blog and I will bring your ideas to the Climate Talks with me.

Friday, November 6, 2009

How to be a Green Fashionista

Living green is the new fashion, and anyone who’s anyone is doing it. It’s the little black dress and the semiformal sport jacket: a must-have for every wardrobe. There are organic beauty supplies, chemical-free cleaners, hormone-free dairy products and energy saving light bulbs readily available in a market near you. Even gas and car companies have caved in to the green revolution: Chevron is spending large funds to advertise its multiple new clean energy sources, and you can play its Energyville game at willyoujoinus.com, where you must power a large city while being environmentally sound. The game isn’t going to win any awards in the fun category, but it gives you a good idea about what available energy resources can provide. Another example is GM’s Chevrolet, which offers vehicles that run on ethanol, biodiesel and, for shorter commutes, electricity.

This fashionable green suit wasn’t stitched out of boredom or financial advancement (okay, po$$ibly a bit of the latter); it was created out of necessity. Some people and companies are doing their share, and others are doing their share of green washing. But what’s up with those who aren’t doing anything at all? If I am talking about you, my best advice is to start wiping your waste-making bum with the proverbial green cloth, my friend, because you are already behind in both resource conservation and fashion sense.

Where does one start when creating a diverse portfolio of a smaller carbon footprint? Start with what you eat. The average piece of food travels 1500 miles before it reaches your plate, consuming more energy in production and transit than the calories its worth! That’s right, your food eats more than you do. To maximize your caloric intake, you could follow the example of a couple I met in St. Johns University in Minnesota who are taking on the 100-mile diet: Everything they eat comes from within one hundred miles of where they live. With the exception of a few staples, they are successfully finding their food locally in a state not known for its row crops.

People all over the state of Vermont are also taking up this diet to become Localvores, according to Vermont Commons Monthly, and only eating locally grown food. The results? Small Vermont farmers are flourishing, Vermonters feel more connected with their food and the people who grow it, and everyone involved is performing a positive act for the environment. This diet craze is catching on everywhere, and for information on how to do it where you live, visit www.eatlocalchallenge.com and 100milediet.org.

Another area of environmental focus is how you get around, and what fuels the machines that run your lifestyle. On BioTour, we cross the country on waste vegetable oil, essentially someone else’s garbage. If you don’t own a diesel car, can you ride your bike or walk in place of driving when you leave the house? Even if it takes more time out of your day, just think how much less time you will have to spend at the gym.

A great example of alternative fuels comes from Barron, Wisconsin: We attended the Holstein Breeders Breakfast, a sort of cow beauty pageant, and learned about a sustainable energy system enacted on the host farm. It starts with a silo of rapeseed, which is connected to a machine that crushes the seed and extracts its liquid, or canola oil. The oil is used as fuel to run the farm’s recently converted tractors and transport semis, and the same machine takes the leftover seed husks and packs them into feed for the farm animals. In essence, there is little to no waste, and the vehicles have better emission ratings.

The nearby town of Blaire has adopted a similar system, and has turned that three-bar town upside-down. Farmers sell their oil to local restaurants for cooking, which is used and then collected by the Coulee Cooperative and sold back to farmers to fuel their vehicles. This cycle has greatly improved the local economy of this former cow town, which was severely damaged due to centralized dairy production.

After you’ve explored more local sources of food and alternative means of transportation, take a look at the products you use and the energy consumed in your home. There are natural versions of almost every product you need in the house, and if you can’t find it, then you probably don’t need it. And conserving in the home? Easy: catch the water that runs when warming up the shower and water the plants with it; Air dry the dishes in the dishwasher; Open the windows in the summer, retrofit them to keep in the heat in the winter; Do I have to tell you change the light bulbs?

A fine specimen of how to design an eco-friendly, energy efficient home is the Abundance eco-village in Fairfield, Iowa. Each of the buildings in this friendly neighborhood has been constructed to use one-tenth the energy of the average U.S. home. Because of the reduction, renewable energy resources power all of the home’s energy needs: Photovoltaic and wind power for electricity to cool their drinks and hot water solar to warm their showers. These sustainable communities aren’t so uncommon; people are building bio-domes all over the United States. This isn’t a bad Pauly Shore movie (is there a good one?), these are spacious and attractive homes that most would gladly inhabit.

Being green will soon be the sexiest trait a person can flaunt, and the examples to follow are endless. Besides the highly replicable designs of sustainable living above, I have been inspired by more environmentally conscious efforts across the country. There are intra-school energy conservation wars, local and organic foods finding their way into cafeterias, compost piles behind apartment complexes, high school kids petitioning for lower carbon emissions, and even vegans in Wisconsin. These examples should serve as microcosms for how humans across the planet can and should live. Together with aid from government and our neighboring communities, we can overcome the challenges that arise and bring these designs into reality.
Green is my favorite color. Really, I’m a redhead, it just works. But the New Green is a fashion everyone can wear; So let’s hope it spreads faster than wildfires in California, floods in Mexico and drought in the southeast, because like it or not, these high magnitude disasters have been the consequences of its delayed runway show. And Hollywood, let’s make sure this is one outfit that doesn’t go out of style.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

do no harm

I was descending one of the great Fairfax hills this morning and noticed a woman a couple blocks in front of me standing in the street. As a approached, I realized she wasn't flagging down the mail truck but jerkedly weeping. She was a little girl in a grown woman's body, with confused and blurry eyes, spasming with fits of tears.

I neared to see that she was staring at a lump in the road - an animal, possibly her cat - that lay in a sorry state. It was a squirrel, whose leg twitched in writhing agony as I passed, and all the emotion coming from this woman lept forcibly into my body. She glanced up at me for a moment with a look of desperation, telling me with her eyes that it was up to me to do something.

So I backed up and swerved the two tons of steel over the tortured, miserable state of squirrel. It wasn't your typical Disney scene with happy deer and rodents singing in the forest as I felt the body crush beneath my 5-speed killing machine. The woman had stopped crying and hiccuped into a disbelieved silence. I rolled down my window, looked the woman in her tear-worn eyes, and said, "Your welcome."

Ok, so the second part of that didn't actually happen, but I played a version of its scenario on repeat behind my eyes all day. On my way back that night the squirrel, and consequently the woman, were both gone, but the haunting memory remains and forever burned cortex of my mind. I will always wonder, should I have just put it out of its misery?